Horoscopes 01/11/08

    Friday, January 11, 2008, 07:39 AM EST [Horoscopes]

    Capricorn (December 22-January 19)-
    Diet concerns could be showing up today. The best way to accomplish your goal is to take it one step at a time - remembering that moderation is the key to success. Your day is a 6.

    Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18) -
    You may need to have "the talk" with someone. It looks like it's time to clear the air. If you and your partner have been avoiding certain issues, it's time to face them. A long talk over a bottle of wine might be a good idea. Your day is a 5.

    Pisces (February 19-March 20)-
    Okay, you're not the victim of a gypsy's curse, and your love life doesn't have to suck. You may have some romantic moments ahead, and who knows you might go from being a pessimist to being an optimist. Your day is a 7.

    Aries (March 21-April 19)-
    The cost of friendship should never include using all of your self-esteem to make the other person feel better. Watch your back today when someone you do not trust asks for your help. Your day is a 6.

    Taurus (April 20-May 20)-
    Today could be the start of something big. Whether it's your love life or financial concerns, be ready for some changes in the near future. In addition, be ready for someone not to understand your changing needs. Your day is a 8.

    Gemini (May 21-June 20)-
    Even though your partner wants to have a serious conversation, you're telling jokes every five minutes or creating distractions. You have been very restless and nervous, so maybe it's not such a bad thing to be serious for once? Your day is a 4.

    Cancer (June 21-July 22)-
    Going forward without advancing is something to avoid today. Although you may think you're making progress, think about what it is you really want to accomplish. Your day is a 5.

    Leo (July 23-August 22)-
    Don't underestimate your enemies today. Although there are always people who wish to see you fail, you don't have to bow to their commands. Surprise them by standing on your own two feet. Your day is a 6.

    Virgo (August 23-September 22)-
    Financial worries come and go, but family is forever. Someone you haven't heard from in quite some time will be thinking of you today. Be on the lookout for an attempt to communicate with you. Your day is a 7.

    Libra (September 23-October 22)-
    When it comes to love, you're such a crazy romantic. You imagine things are working out perfectly and then get horribly disappointed when reality rears its ugly head. Remember that reality doesn't have to be bad. Sometimes it can bring you down to earth. Your day is a 5.

    Scorpio (October 23-November 21)-
    If you don't watch out for your own well-being, an old wound could be re-opened today. Instead of burying your feelings, why not try speaking out for yourself in matters of the heart? Your day is a 6.

    Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)-
    Your new project gets off to a good start today, despite the fact that you were a bit stressed out before plunging in. Learning to trust the talents you have will serve you well in the future. Your day is a 6.


    Leo Bomb:.. Don't let today just come and go without making some real progress on a real problem.


    Those are your official Morning Zoo horoscopes, and remember, don't leave home without them.

     

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    Horoscopes 01/10/08

    Thursday, January 10, 2008, 07:16 AM EST [Horoscopes]

    Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
    Accept encouragement and assistance from someone you don't always like. This person's there for you. Your day is a 7.

    Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
    You can figure out what needs to be done. Keep the others on track. Your day is a 7..

    Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20).
    Sneak away from the crowds to spend more time with your loved ones. Together, you guys are awesome. Your day is a 6.

    Aries (March 21-April 19).
    It's better to keep your mouth shut if you're not certain what's going on. Wait for somebody to drop a few clues. Your day is a 5.

    Taurus (April 20-May 20).
    Shopping has been more of a challenge than a relaxation lately. Keep studying; you'll find new and creative ways to stretch your dollars. Your day is a 6.

    Gemini (May 21-June 21).
    By using your wits you can make the task easier and increase your profits. It's important to save wherever you can. Your day is a 5.

    Cancer (June 22-July 22).
    After an initial setback, life gets easier. You may not reach agreement, but at least you know where you stand. Differences make the relationship more interesting. Your day is a 7.

    Leo (July 23-Aug. 22).
    You're too busy to worry about others' complex social interactions. Ask them to save their problems and gossip for another time. Your day is a 7.

    Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
    Let your friends know what's bothering you. One of them has the answer. It's hard to admit you were wrong, but if that's required, go ahead and do it. Your day is a 6.

    Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22).
    Discretion is advised in career negotiations. Get everything in writing, but don't publish any of it yet. Make all the revisions first. Your day is a 6.

    Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21).
    Finally, you're able to achieve what you set out to do. Reinforcements arrive just in time, thanks to your communications. Your day is a 8.

    Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21).
    Reality rears its ugly head. How are you going to pay for all the crazy things you want? You're not. Pay off bills first. Save crazy for later. Your day is a 5.


    Virgo Bomb: Do you really expect to get what you want by being pushy about it? Calm down... work quietly, you'll get better results.

    Those are your Official Morning Zoo Horoscopes, and remember,. ...Don't leave home without them!

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    Horoscopes 01/09/08

    Wednesday, January 9, 2008, 12:07 PM EST [Horoscopes]

    Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
    Anticipate a few minor setbacks. The money's not all worked out yet but have faith. You'll think of something. Your day is an 8.

    Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
    You don't have to do everything. It's not even a good idea. Let the others make contributions. It's good for them. Your day is a 6.

    Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20).
    For the next several weeks, you'll make advances toward your goals. Your results, however, may not fit your pictures. Your day is a 7.

    Aries (March 21-April 19).
    No need to brag about your success. It's better if you don't. Keep a lid on expenses even if you think you have plenty of profit. There'll be unexpected costs. Your day is a 7.

    Taurus (April 20-May 20).
    You're the most practical person in the debate. Be patient with the others. Your day is an 8.

    Gemini (May 21-June 21).
    Conditions are getting better, but it hasn't happened yet. First you'll need to finish a chore you've been avoiding. Your day is a 6.

    Cancer (June 22-July 22).
    If you're going to get involved in somebody else's project, make sure you know how the money's spent. Don't make foolish assumptions, get the facts. Your day is a 7.

    Leo (July 23-Aug. 22).
    For the next four weeks, you'll be even luckier than usual. Common sense is still suggested, as a safety precaution. Don't forget about gravity. Your day is a 7.

    Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
    Choose your words carefully in a delicate situation at first, anyway. Start by asking permission to speak your mind and get authorization. Then let 'er rip. Your day is a 7.

    Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22).
    Your recent frustration is replaced by an abundance of new ideas. Can you turn these opportunities into cold hard cash? That's the challenge. Update your skills. Your day is a 6.

    Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21).
    Family discussions seem stuck, but don't give up. Explain your position clearly and then spend plenty of time listening. Your day is a 7.

    Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21).
    It seems unfair, the amount of work that you have to do. This will be especially true if you mess up and have to start over. Your day is a 6.


    Leo Bomb: You have left some doors unopened and some avenues unexplored. Now would be a good time to find out what you have missed.


    Those are your Official Morning Zoo Horoscopes, and remember,. ...Don't leave home without them!

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    Horoscopes 01/08/08

    Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 05:56 AM EST [Horoscopes]

    Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
    Questioning your own judgment is a valid exercise. It's useful every once in a while, and part of growing up. Your day is a 7.

    Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
    You're naturally inquisitive. Put those talents to work. Help your friends get rid of what they have in abundance. Your day is a 6.

    Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20).
    A project begun soon can be quite lucrative. There are a couple of glitches to be worked out before you begin. Your day is a 7.

    Aries (March 21-April 19).
    You're getting more impatient, but caution is advised. Be quick without being impetuous. Your day is a 6.

    Taurus (April 20-May 20).
    Discover another gold mine. It's the projects you promised you'd do, and haven't found the time. Your day is a 7.

    Gemini (May 21-June 21).
    Try not to play favorites to avoid hurting anybody's feelings. A friend who's usually tough-skinned is especially sensitive now. Your day is a 7.

    Cancer (June 22-July 22).
    Your relationship feels weird right now. And if you're single, you're absolutely convinced that you will remain this way forever because there's nobody nice out there. Fortunately, it isn't all that hopeless. Your day is a 7.

    Leo (July 23-Aug. 22).
    You want to get away and you might be able to succeed. There's a delicate matter to handle first, however. Forget that at your peril Your day is a 7..

    Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
    You can afford a renovation you've been thinking about. Look again and discover a secret source of wealthy. It could be the materials you'll use to do the job. Your day is a 7.

    Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22).
    You might feel like you're the victim of fate. There have been so many crossed signals and missed connections with a certain someone that you're wondering if it's worth it. It is. Don't sweat the small stuff that's been getting in the way. Your day is a 7.

    Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21).
    More work is required, but that's OK. You've been looking for ways to increase your pocket change. Take on a new job. Your day is a 7.

    Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21).
    A particularly difficult confrontation could almost cause you to lose your temper. This isn't going to help, and it could be quite expensive. Your day is a 6.


    Pisces Bomb: Relax... One speck of dust does not mean you are a slob. You are way to tense and it's definitely unattractive.


    Those are your official Morning Zoo Horoscopes, and remember, don't leave home without them.

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    Horoscopes 01/07/08

    Monday, January 7, 2008, 10:18 AM EST [Horoscopes]

    Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
    If you can't change your romantic life permanently for the better, then there's something wrong with you. Everything is working in your favor, so take advantage of these good vibes. Your day is an 8.

    Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
    The work you're doing now may be more for love than money. This is OK. Being kind has its own rewards. Your day is a 6.

    Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20).
    You're stronger now, and more able to defend your position. When asked why you feel or think as you do, you'll have a wise, witty response. Your day is an 8

    Aries (March 21-April 19).
    Today finds you in one of your "I want it now" moods. If your "guy" can't fulfill your demands, you could consider making a booty call elsewhere. Don't go to extremes though. It's probably just holiday stress freaking you out. Your day is a 6.

    Taurus (April 20-May 20).
    It's OK to celebrate, but don't get goofy. Stay within your budget until you're sure the check has cleared. Your day is an 8.

    Gemini (May 21-June 21).
    You're thinking about a big project that's coming due. The time you spend planning now makes life easier. Your day is a 7.

    Cancer (June 22-July 22).
    Shop carefully for some new workplace technology. Protect your private life. Your day is an 8.

    Leo (July 23-Aug. 22).
    Be careful when it comes to creative financial planning. Don't try something that's going to cost you more than you get in return. Your day is a 6.

    Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
    You may be inspired to engage in crazy acts of risk-taking and seduction now. You'll could show up at your honey's house clad only in an elf suit. Or you'll invite that hot hunk you've been drooling over to a private party for two. Your day is an 8.

    Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22).
    You're getting past the planning phase and into the hands-on part. You should be ready for this by now. Your day is a 6.

    Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21).
    Surround yourself with people who bring you hope and inspiration. A symbiotic relationship develops. Your day is a 7.

    Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21).
    You'd rather deal with facts than emotions, but you may not have the option. If you can't get somebody to listen to reason, you listen instead. Your day is a 6.


    Aquarius Bomb: Your finances are going to cause you some trouble if you don't straighten them out very quickly.


    Those are your Official Morning Zoo Horoscopes, and remember,. ...Don't leave home without them!

     

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