When I say that I've been a longtime fan of Snoop Dogg, I really mean it. I vividly remember the time he and Dr. Dre came
to Detroit's Club International around the time "Deep Cover" and The Chronic came out; it was 1992 or 1993. I desperately tried to scrape together the money to go, but it
was something like $40 and just not happening at the time. It's one of
my bigger musical regrets, right up there with (but not quite as bad
as) blowing off Nirvana at the tiny St. Andrew's Hall, where I
practically grew up, in favor of going to my sophomore Homecoming game.
Moron.
In 1994, I was lucky enough
to win a scholarship to Presidential Classroom, which is this program
where high schoolers get to go to Washington, DC, to see how
government works. It was really cool except for the fact that girls
were not allowed to wear pants (we had to wear skirts, not nothing, you perv). Anyway, I couldn't believe my luck when I discovered that my trip coincided
with the Congressional hearings on gangsta rap! Snoop wasn't there
himself, but big ol' blowups of the dirty cartoon album art for Doggystyle were, and man oh Manischewitz, was that awesome to see in that
environment. 2 Live Crew's Luther Campbell was supposed to speak but
ended up being a no-show, and it was quite hilarious to watch Senator
Carol Mosley Braun walk around going, "Where's Luke?" Dionne
Warwick, resplendent in a purple pantsuit, gave a long
speech about how Snoop's work was destroying our children's future; it
gave my 18-year-old self great joy to corner her afterwards to deliver
a sarcastic monologue about how the Psychic Friends Network changed my
life. She was not pleased.
I finally met Snoop in 2002 at the Dylan Hotel in New York City when
doing an interview for TeenPeople.com. I was going to see Jay-Z out at
Jones Beach later that night, so I was in
hip-hop heaven that day (I had so much fun at that show. Beanie Sigel came riding out onto the stage on a tricked out tricyle. How could you not have fun?).
After keeping us waiting for quite some time, Snoop
eventually sauntered into the room where our video crew was set up
accompanied by several members of his entourage, all loudly complaining
about the Southern comfort food joint, Nyla, that Britney Spears had
just opened in the hotel. Evidently, the establishment served "wack-ass
cornbread" that was not to their liking. Unsurprisingly, it shut down soon thereafter.
We were introduced, and Snoop couldn't have been nicer. He had a pet carrier with him that he
promptly opened up to introduce me to his new cat, Frank Sinatra. I
thought the kitty was pretty cute until he bit me, hard,
mid-interview. I didn't want to ruin the video by crying out in pain, so
I just sucked it up. He kept biting throughout the interview. By the end of the day, I hated that
cat.
When we wrapped the interview, I whipped out the DAT machine
to have Snoop record drops for our online radio station (and yeah, I weasled in some Deadly Dragon Sound System drops for my friend Jeremy's mix tapes. I won't lie). When Snoop was in the
middle of recording the drops, all of a sudden the microphone was
grabbed by the sassy senior in his crew, Uncle Junebug. I was fascinated by Uncle
June; he looked to be in his mid-60s, yet seemed more interested in
partying than any other member of Snoop's entourage. He was drinking
from what appeared to be a large glass of Hennessy and was
cracking jokes with the rest of Snoop's crew throughout the interview
to spare them from the boredom of listening to Snoop answering the same
questions for the umpteenth time that day. I couldn't blame him.
So why did Uncle Junebug decide to rock the mic? Well, I was wearing a shirt with a large eagle on it, which didn't
seem like such a conversation piece to me, but it sure was to Uncle June. He put the microphone close to his lips, stared me right in
the eyes and said, "Girrrrrrl, you thick, you fat and you fine! You
betta not let that bird fly up into my house, 'cause I'm gonna lock him
up and not LET him fly away!" With that, Uncle Junebug licked his lips
and walked away. And let me tell you, there's nothing like a drunken complement from an old man to make you feel like a real woman.
The next time I saw Uncle Junebug was the following year in Atlanta at
the NBA All Star Game. He was walking around with a young hardbody on
his arm. God bless.
Snoop passed by me at the Teen Choice Awards a couple years ago, and I
asked where Uncle Junebug was. Without missing a beat, he said,
"Dancin'. Shakin'." And when I saw Snoop at a Grammy afterparty this year, I had half a mind to ask him about my beloved, but now that Uncle Junebug has become a star on Snoop's E! show, I didn't want him to think I was a bandwagon-jumping groupie. Hell nah! I've always loved Uncle June.
I'm watching Uncle Junebug on Snoop Dogg's Father Hood (on demand,
natch) right now. He's trying to holla at some girls on the set of
Snoop's "Sensual Seduction" video (have I mentioned that I'm
obsessed with it?). In a way, Uncle Junebug is kind of my hero. Granted, I
really hope that I'm not trying to holla at young guys in my 60s, but
that man clearly lives life to the fullest every single day. I think we
can all take a page from Uncle Junebug's playbook.
I met a random at a party Friday night and he volunteered to me how excited he was, as he was going to get Golden Girls Season 5 on DVD this weekend! Nice, right?!
Georgeann08:29 PM EST